Warrior Princess

The world would either be a whole lot better, or a whole lot worse. What if you were given a million dollars, but you had to spend it in 48 ...

You are awesome because you somehow manage to be obsessive over Logan without coming off as a creeper. ;)

Granted; now your brain is asleep, but the rest of your body somehow continues working, so you look like a complete idiot. I wish my classes were not so infernally ...

Granted; a man in a bow tie comes along with it and charges you $20 to drink it. I wish I wasn't pretty. :P

Granted; now you have to do everything the moment you think about doing it. I wish I had a portable piano I could strap to my back.

Granted; he instead gives you fifty lashes with the cat-o-nines. I wish to be a Youtube star for something NOT stupid.

Granted; now the animals are cruel to you. I wish I would look good blonde.

Granted. Now you also have a giant tumor on your face. I wish people would never say dirty words again.

Granted; they ban you so you can't comment anymore. I wish chocolate was not fattening.

Wow, I didn't realize how long it was! Maybe I should've put it in narrative poetry....or novels.... Mid-winter: cold enough to turn the sky to gray, and cast a slight ...

I'm hiding in the closet with an angel in my pocket; I shut the door and locked it. Just a feeling, but I can't stop it. My telescope between my ...

I think MMM and Navita have essentially covered everything that really needs to be covered; but then, both of their reviews are extremely long and, I daresay, a tad confusing ...

Granted; the entire continent of Asia is immediately wiped out. I wish there was no such thing as prejudice.

Actually, I generally pick up books because something about the cover attracts my attention; then I read the summary to see if it's something I'd be interested in. But I ...

2000/10. I love that song so very much, and that's one of the best lines.